the birds and the bees

my department at work is composed of mostly girls. for the most part our personalities are pretty much the same, except for one girl. she's 27 years old, very VERY introverted, and basically not experienced in life. and when i mean not experienced i mean NOT EXPERIENCED IN ANYTHING AT ALL. she doesnt go out EVER, she still looks like she's 12, and all day long she calls us girls CRAZY for the things we say or do. and she says that she'll do everything when she's 30...why? dont ask me. oh and she just started driving THIS YEAR. by the way, she graduated at UCSD BUT LIVES IN NATIONAL CITY! her mom was her chaufer. oh but dont get me wrong, we still like her. everyday we try to get her to try new things but she just refuses to everything. i dunno if you guys get the picture, but there you go. oh oh and my favorite, out of the 11 people in my department (7 of which are girls) I AM NUMBER 3 ON HER MOST CRAZIEST PEOPLE LIST! WTF! REALLY?

ok so like last week, this other girl in my department bought a glamour magazine for her. kind of as a joke but at the same time in a serious way, just so that she could learn a thing or two about stuff in general, be it fashion, make-up, and....sex! the ironic thing was there was an article about "THE 30 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU TURN 30". (http://www.glamour.com/sexmen/articles/2006/12/sexage30) and being the really innocent girl that she is, she was too embarassed to read it. so today, i take matters into my own hands and READ IT OUT LOUD TO HER. mind you i made sure it was only the girls in the room and none of the guys were present. wow she freaked out. the other girls just kept laughing, cuz well, if you read the article, it is kinda embarrassing to read that out loud. besides we think that she likes the attention.

after finishing the article or "story time" as i liked to call it, she asked one of the girls, "so when you do have a boyfriend, HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IT?" IM NOT KIDDING SHE SAID THAT TODAY!!!! and im thinking in my head, she must think we're a bunch of sex addicts or something. thank god one of the girls kindly explained to her the many things wrong in that question and set her straight. little do the rest of the girls know that...ahem..im still chillin' with the "V SQUAD". a couple hours later the girl as well as some of the other people left for the day and me and the rest of the girls in my department started talking about her reaction to the article and brought up the point that OMG I BET YOU SHE THINKS THAT we're a bunch of sluts and the other girls did agrees. then i kindly told them that my flower was still in tact and they basically called me a liar. i dunno. is it that really that hard to believe that lil old me is still untouched? is it wrong for me to know things about the subject matter just cuz i havent done the deed? I THINK NOT.

i dunno i just thought that it was funny that me and this girl are not soo different yet WAAAAAY DIFFERENT at the same time. i really dont know where im going with this but i just thought it was interesting. believe me, i dont look down on people who are doin it or put myself on some kind of pedastool cuz i havent done it yet. i say if you're doin it..good for you, just be careful. as for me, it'll happen some day. im just not in a hurry. i just hope that the other girl gets a clue cuz as far as we know, we think she doesnt even know what a guys junk looks like...oh GAD SHE'S IN FOR A SURPRISE.

thanks for reading and have a nice day!